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[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 150 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Congrats to GitHub on achieving one 9 availability

[–] Ptsf@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Let's party like it's 1999-12-31T23:59:59!

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We all had our computers turned off due to the Y2K bug.

[–] Ptsf@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Eyyyyy this guy gets it.

[–] Reginald_T_Biter@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

UTC of course

[–] akunohana@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

You should've seen me: 💃 but also "LET'S BURN THIS MOTHER (world) DOWN!!! 😈"

[–] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

9.99% is still three nines so

[–] plateee@piefed.social 25 points 2 months ago

psssh. My homelab is six 9s uptime: 9.99999%