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[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 63 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I’m concerned that children may have been exposed to Christian “metal”. That is a traumatic experience that can ruin your enjoyment of metal, rock, and live concerts in general.

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (2 children)

i mean i'm not christian but project 86 and underoath are absolutely amazing and tooth and nail had some goddamn great acts.

[–] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 2 points 8 hours ago

And recent P86 got so damn heavy. I love it.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 hours ago

I love mewithoutYou. I'm glad they branched out (in multiple ways)

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

Isn’t Christian metal just lead paint?

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Black Sabbath is my favorite Christian metal band

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 3 points 10 hours ago

Lamb of God is brilliant as well!

[–] Makhno@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Demon hunter actually had some bangers back when I was in highschool

[–] riskable@programming.dev 1 points 16 hours ago

How does that work, though? It must be weird banging your head into a Bible.