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[–] Makhno@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Demon hunter actually had some bangers back when I was in highschool

[–] riskable@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

How does that work, though? It must be weird banging your head into a Bible.

[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 1 points 11 hours ago

I read two books in the morning, I read two books at night

I read two books in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright

I read two books in time of peace, and two in time of war

I read two books before I read two books, and then I read two more

I imagine about like that. Still the funniest cover I’ve ever heard.

[–] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 19 hours ago

Closest they ever get to reading it