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In Russia, an occupier who beat a colleague to death with a dildo was convicted (ua.news)

submitted 1 day ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Not exactly John Wick, but still...

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[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

The weapon itself was funny, but the way the end flopped absolutely killed me.

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

You have something in common with Dmitry Poloumov

[–] tpyo@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Running with the tip flailing about is fantastic, and swinging it around is hilarious

[–] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 2 points 16 hours ago

I know i was dying when first got it and started beating the shit out of everyone, i need to reinstall it and have some dumb fun, not many new games these days that are going for that.