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Trump Suggests He Can Use the Military on Bond Markets: ‘If We Have To Use That, We Will’ (www.mediaite.com)

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[–] Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I dont understand how he's allowed to do this jesus christ the secret service needs to take him to walter reed and put him in a straightjacket literal mad king brain rotting in front of our eyes and nobody does anything fuck this stupid country dude

[–] architect@thelemmy.club 6 points 2 months ago

You sound like me every morning. I don’t get it either.