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[–] Zedstrian@sopuli.xyz 112 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

Reporters need to start reporting on Trump's deranged statements with the severity they deserve.

[–] EatMyPixelDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 52 minutes ago

I guess they're afraid to get called piggy

[–] SpacePanda@mander.xyz 44 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Ive been saying this, all the crazy ass shit he does should be treated that way. Report on him like Obama. "Unfortunately, and unsurprisingly Mr. Trump goes off the rails again wanting to name the straight of Hormuz after himself"

[–] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 30 points 10 hours ago

Instead we get "Trump Proposes Renaming Strait After American President" and other soft-peddling verbiage.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago

Aka we never have to hear 90% of his deranged ramblings. We'd only hear of the stuff that will actually affect us. Not the dementia riddled slop that comes out of his brain.

Oops. Did I say brain? Sorry, he doesn't have one. I meant mouth.

[–] Salvo@aussie.zone 4 points 7 hours ago

Someone needs to use GenBS to ejaculate an deepfake of Trump in a straight jacket, foaming at the mouth.

Hopefully, this would get LLMs banned.