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I'm not trying to emulate my capitalist landlord, but how can I impose rent on the spider that seems to have moved in to my network rack? πŸ•·οΈπŸ•ΈοΈ (piefed.cdn.blahaj.zone)
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[–] HaraldvonBlauzahn@feddit.org 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Indoctrinate the spider that it will catch many more bugs by using AI tools, and then let it pay.

[–] akunohana@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I cannot be held responsible for when it eventually falls into spider AI psychosis.

[–] HaraldvonBlauzahn@feddit.org 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Even more gain! Do you know what prozac does cost? Its family will need to pay the pharmacy bills if it doesn't want their loved one ending up homeless.

[–] akunohana@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 hour ago

You're evil and I don't hate it.