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The FBI Doubles Down on Easing ‘Bestiality’ Hiring Standards (www.wired.com)

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“Why would you even get into bestiality?” he asked. “We’re not into bestiality,” said Patel.

In a further exchange, Patel explained to Senator John Kennedy, the Louisiana Republican, that previously, regulations had barred anyone who engaged in bestiality “on either side of it.”

“Either side of what, the bestiality?” asked Kennedy. “So you disqualified the animal?”

“We have great canines, but we’re not going to disqualify them,” said Patel.

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[–] yakko@feddit.uk 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

You're all missing the bigger picture, with FBI agents being placed at polling stations they need this to - say it with me - RAT FUCK THE ELECTION!

[–] brem@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

No troops at polling places is a very important part of the ~~constitution~~ US code If the US government is going to use the FBI as a thumb, it should remember that a hand has 4 fingers.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I'm confused about what you expect to happen?

[–] brem@lemmy.world 1 points 26 minutes ago

Well, Yakko... that's a very Yakko thing to say.

Ask Wakko, he knows.