Scene opens on a group of new recruits wearing FBI uniforms.

Camera pans out, it's an animal shelter.

Camera pans out further, the man speaking is Kash Patel in a gimp suit.

Here at the "Friends of Beastiality Institute", we take not asking or telling very seriously, and my thing is definitely bleeeeep*

Scene cuts to disclaimer of no animals being hurt.

Disclaimer ends. As we return to the scene with the recruits, we see Kash zipping up his gimp suit.

"And that, my friends, was consensual."

Cut to dog wearing a bee suit and smoking a cigarette....

"live from New York, Kash fucks dogs!"

those arent exact quotes btw. you can find video of the whole thing. patel explains that his team told him that there have been applicants that were sex trafficked and forced to do some things that might count as sexual acts with animals. apparently that what he meant by being on the other side of beastialty.

are those the reptiles i heard so much about?

The lunatics have taken over the asylum long ago.

Or the weirdest Eiffel Tower.

Honestly the US is so crazily stupid now. And that cones from someone who lived through Brexit and Boris Johnson as prime minister of the UK.

We are living in the stupidest timeline.

So they accommodated a very small minority of people? 🤔

That wouldn’t have been as useful as a distraction from the Epstein files and/or various looting and power grabs going on.

No troops at polling places is a very important part of the ~~constitution~~ US code If the US government is going to use the FBI as a thumb, it should remember that a hand has 4 fingers.

Allegedlys

he needs to take a hit of cocaine first to get him into the mood.

Just wait until you hear what he did to the family cat!