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The FBI Doubles Down on Easing ‘Bestiality’ Hiring Standards (www.wired.com)

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“Why would you even get into bestiality?” he asked. “We’re not into bestiality,” said Patel.

In a further exchange, Patel explained to Senator John Kennedy, the Louisiana Republican, that previously, regulations had barred anyone who engaged in bestiality “on either side of it.”

“Either side of what, the bestiality?” asked Kennedy. “So you disqualified the animal?”

“We have great canines, but we’re not going to disqualify them,” said Patel.

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[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

If you watch the full thing they removed the restrictions for vicims according to Patel. Apparently someone was forced to engage in such acts against their will.

[–] BananaTrifleViolin@lemmy.world 10 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Honestly the US is so crazily stupid now. And that cones from someone who lived through Brexit and Boris Johnson as prime minister of the UK.

We are living in the stupidest timeline.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 13 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

We are living in the stupidest timeline.

Careful, there's a 50/50 chance that every time somebody says that, the stupidest timeline gets stupider.

Maybe I shouldn't have quoted it.

[–] brem@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Nah, it's the most corrupt & greedy timeline...maybe.

The stupid people in charge are a feature, not a bug.

[–] BehindetheClouds@reddthat.com 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

So they accommodated a very small minority of people? 🤔

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 hour ago

I didn't say it was right or wrong