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Yes but I don't believe they figured out how to cross the distance/time vastness of space.
And if they did, the odds of them coming to our violent and polluted planet to put probes in our anuses are very low.
I mean, thousands of humans do travel 14+ hours specifically for sex tourism.
"This is Captain Zyrqon. We have now landed on Earth, home to the finest anuses in this quadrant. Please make sure you collect all your probes when leaving the spaceship. We wish you a very pleasant stay"