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Plainfield police seize 650 toilet paper rolls from Homecoming hijinks (www.fox32chicago.com)

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[–] clifmo@programming.dev 6 points 4 hours ago

Oh my gosh there was a notorious period in HS with TPing and revenge TPing. The rich kid car dealer Dad got hit and MAN did they overreact and get pissed.

Their nanny was there at the time and felt threatened. A stuffed a tailpipe caused damage. All sorts of exaggerating lies. Oh man, it was the best.