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[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 36 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I mean, you bought an AI fridge. That's on you.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] fake_meows@sopuli.xyz 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

I hope for $3000 it has a digital clock on the door. I mean, what's the point in living if my fridge isn't an alarm clock?

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 3 days ago

probably it uses the internet to sync with the time zone.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I bet it would still drift by about ten minutes a month.

[–] fake_meows@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Which firmware version are you on?

[–] locahosr443@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Sundial1.14.07

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

There are more clocks in my kitchen than in any room in the house. It's the only room I'm never quite sure of the time in.

[–] fake_meows@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 days ago

You need to hire a middle manager.