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[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And don't grey out or hide any of the subscription features, just have it not work, and let them wonder what the fuck is happening. And remove the map link. We don't want them just, like, clicking that so they can get here easily. And make sure ads load as they scroll, so it keeps moving the page. That should happen seventeen times.

[–] Cherry@piefed.social 2 points 3 days ago

Ah i forgot the biggest requirement...exploit every device feature to extract data