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[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 131 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Some local hero around here has been stabbing ball point pens into the speakers on them.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 81 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (10 children)

Theyre smart to that already, most of the ad pumps I've run into have speakers hidden inside the housing that you can't access anymore, and the "bottom left button on the screen mutes the ad" trick is disabled.

At this stage I just boycott those stations, leave a 2 star review on Google and deal with paying an extra 15c a gallon a couple blocks away.

Edit: Jesus Christ y'all are way too quick to jump straight to felony vandalism over fucking advertisements

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 110 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Edit: Jesus Christ y'all are way too quick to jump straight to felony vandalism over fucking advertisements

[–] caurvo@aussie.zone 10 points 3 days ago

Why do you have to do me like that dawg. Instant tears.

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 37 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] FishFace@piefed.social 3 points 2 days ago

Making fun of people for pushing back on something you're never going to do is cringe

[–] TronBronson@lemmy.world 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

God i hope the gas machine ad venders are not actually billion dollar companies. I wonder whos responsible for the madness? What fucking jackass was like "How about screaming gas stations?" "Ya im talking about ear breaking ads!" and then packaged it up and sold it.

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

???? The gas station is the company. Of which all are multi billion mega corps that all have openly astroturfed and without denial decided to cause the species of human to end in return for taking the last remaining money from poors for their last death party alone with three hookers that no longer can even pretend to like them

[–] TronBronson@lemmy.world -2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ah so the oil companies approached the advertisers and were like boy have we got an idea? All gas stations are not multi billion dollar companies lol, the last two local ones i saw change hands went for under $1M and they have local owners, only one had ads, and it was part of the new owners upgrades... so like that was a member of my community who replaced gas tanks to sell ads. It's clearly worth some money, and was not forced upon them.

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 1 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I don't understand what you think you are saying, just that it's wrong

[–] TronBronson@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Am i wrong about my local gas station not having ads? like use your words big guy. finish the thought you can do it!!!

[–] TronBronson@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

You're saying the gas station down the street from me did get sold from private owner to private owner? That it wasnt worth what it sold for. The little old lady that owns the gas station down the street from me is a billionaire? whats wrong moron?

[–] TronBronson@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Whats wrong. I was asking how all the gas pumps got ads. I was asking why some did not have ads. I responded to a comment by repeating my understanding of what they were trying to explain to me.

And here comes you Captain Moron swooping in to say some negative shit of no consequence, so now i can't even insult you because you gave me nothing to go on other than being a vauge fucking asshole who probably reads at a third grade level?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Why not walk on some railroad tracks until you find a railroad spike lying around?

Then you could take that spike and stab the screen. 8 screens taken out, and the gas station can't pump gas anymore. You'd think they get the message before they get to the 8th. If not? Oh well. Their loss.

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

And if the train gets you first, then the pain will be no more..

[–] TronBronson@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago

It’s called civil disobedience??? Felony vandalism sounds like something a narc would say.

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Why not just build your own dirty nuke from parts you got on the dark web and use it to wipe the city block containing the offending gas station off the map completely?

EDIT: Sorry, got to this discussion a little late

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Drawing of a man holding sign that reads "I require alt text" with a hat reading "alt text hat" and a shirt reading "alt text shirt".

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't like making my civil disobedience posts too easy for government web crawlers to understand. There are ways to discretely hurt electronics without hurting people or risk a fire.

[–] diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I mean, I get that the bottom half is meant to be a taser of sorts with that cylinder thing being a common ready-to-go component, I just don't get what that giant loop of wire is meant to be doing. Is it an attempt at an EMP thing? Doubt this will do anything significant.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 days ago

Congrats, you invented an electric magnet from first principles.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

For anyone wondering, that is a home made battery pack:
https://github.com/trisp3ar/BNV-BatteryPack/blob/main/Documentation/BNV-BatterPack%20Documentation.pdf

A fun project for anyone with a 3d printer

[–] TronBronson@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

HELL YA BROTHER

[–] teslekova@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 days ago

A dirty nuke would simply kill the people. You want a home-made fuel-air bomb to really destroy those speakers.

[–] Zidane@lemmy.ca 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Or it's to fool the review bomb detectors?

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

Spray foam in any openings lol

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 days ago

Edit: Jesus Christ y'all are way too quick to jump straight to felony vandalism over fucking advertisements

i wouldn't go as far as prison for it, but fuck that brainwashing garbage.

[–] weps@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

just set the gas stations on fire huehue

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Most people don't care about 1 star reviews, because they're often really fucking stupid.

[–] boonhet@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago

1 star the animals at the national park didn't come out to greet us please tell them to be nicer to visitors