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[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 131 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Some local hero around here has been stabbing ball point pens into the speakers on them.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 81 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (13 children)

Theyre smart to that already, most of the ad pumps I've run into have speakers hidden inside the housing that you can't access anymore, and the "bottom left button on the screen mutes the ad" trick is disabled.

At this stage I just boycott those stations, leave a 2 star review on Google and deal with paying an extra 15c a gallon a couple blocks away.

Edit: Jesus Christ y'all are way too quick to jump straight to felony vandalism over fucking advertisements

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 110 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Edit: Jesus Christ y'all are way too quick to jump straight to felony vandalism over fucking advertisements

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Why not walk on some railroad tracks until you find a railroad spike lying around?

Then you could take that spike and stab the screen. 8 screens taken out, and the gas station can't pump gas anymore. You'd think they get the message before they get to the 8th. If not? Oh well. Their loss.

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[–] TronBronson@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago

It’s called civil disobedience??? Felony vandalism sounds like something a narc would say.

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (11 children)

Why not just build your own dirty nuke from parts you got on the dark web and use it to wipe the city block containing the offending gas station off the map completely?

EDIT: Sorry, got to this discussion a little late

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[–] alx@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I never saw such thing in canada. But let me guess, you see ads but the gas price is not any cheaper than other gas stations without it?

[–] cloudshouter@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 days ago

Correct. Loud, half blown speakers, usually three adds in a cycle. If we just avoid stations that have them.

[–] BlindPenguin@piefed.social 32 points 2 days ago (10 children)
[–] rain_enjoyer@sopuli.xyz 14 points 2 days ago

they are bitching about prices that are still 75% or so of eu prices

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[–] kamen@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Ads for gambling should be prohibited, just like those for tobacco and alcohol.

[–] AugustWest@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Are you saying ads for tobacco and alcohol are prohibited on gas pumps? Because ads for alcohol are all over every advertising medium in existence.

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

Depends on where you are.

Where I am, alcohol, tobacco and gambling were all prohibited in advertisement, then gambling had a pass (because those making the laws are most likely in the pockets of gambling execs), but it looks like it will get prohibited again.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 19 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Ads ~~for gambling~~ should be prohibited, ~~just like those for tobacco and alcohol~~.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 2 points 18 hours ago

There was once a campaign going that had billboards like: no more cigarette ads? Next they ban ads for (some sausage) and i just thought: yeah, ban them too, and any other ad.

I assume these people exist, but who the fuck sees that and goes: NOT MY SAUSAGES!! Or: NOT MY ADS!

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

But without ads, our children and grandchildren will have no idea what to do when they have a structured settlement and they need cash now.

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, I'm with you on that one, but I'm also realistic.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 days ago

I get ya. One step at a time. I believe there's value just saying these things out loud, getting it in the zeitgeist, helping people imagine the possibility.

I bet they won't be.

[–] Chl0r0f0rm_Angel@sh.itjust.works 58 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (5 children)
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[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 37 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

some of us charge our BYD electric cars from solar panels on our roof and ride our ebikes charged similarly.

but hey, at least you don't have that one trans kid playing in the girls soccer team /s

[–] TronBronson@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago (14 children)

I don’t have $50,000 to drop on solar, byd and bice either.

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[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 days ago (6 children)

I've started blasting death metal as load as possible when this happens. If my ears are going to be assaulted I'll just double down with the noise i want to hear. Luckily the pump i go to has never done this so i try and go there everytime.

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[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

An air can turned upside down will freeze and destroy a speaker cone while leaving zero evidence.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You can afford canned air in this economy?

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago

Dollar Tree is more expensive per oz than MicroCenter, but having a little can of air around is pretty damn handy, and not a huge investment...

And the only chance I get to go to Microcenter is when I go to work, since it's near my office, but I've been WFH since covid and it's like an hour and a half from here.

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[–] DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Yea definitely wear a hat and stuff.

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[–] Lexam@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago (19 children)

I actively avoid any gas station that uses these.

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[–] Nonprophet@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (4 children)

They... they have ads in the gas pumps? Do you have to watch the ads before you are allowed to pump?

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 9 points 2 days ago

Drink verification jerry can to continue.

[–] Anti_Iridium@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

It's during.

I have legit punched the screens, and pressed all the buttons so hard in, I'm suprised nothing broke.

When it's obvious from the start you can just drive to a different station (for now), but when it sneaks up on me is when I get angry.

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[–] portuga@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

You must have a really small tank. Last time I filled up (less than a week) it was over 120€ (50 liters)

[–] Molvorin@feddit.dk 9 points 2 days ago

About time people in the us pay what the rest of us have for decades

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

And font forget!!! Your 75 dollars go to an Arab that works with isrealis to kill other Arab. Oh and they fuck little kids....

[–] kestrel7_7@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Fun fact, pass it on, etc! The 2nd button from the top on the right usually mutes the ads. It only hasn't worked for me once.

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[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Yet another EV win 😎😎😎

At least I've never seen/heard blaring ads on an EV charger. Nor paid anywhere near $75 at one

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 8 points 2 days ago

give it time... give it time

[–] DisasterTransport@startrek.website 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

They definitely exist. They're even more obnoxious, too, its like a 55" display that loops tiktok style content. I'll find a photo and report back.

Edit: these sumbitches

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