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Maybe this is what they live for. They know their purpose and they love their people just like Woody loves Andy.
Imagine a movie plot where Sarah moves to a new state and forgets her vibrator collection. She doesn’t realize it yet but all the vibrators team up to embark on a madcap adventure to reunite with Sarah. On the way they they find a sad discarded buttplug with no owner and they bring him into the gang only to find out that he used to belong to Sarah’s lesbian lover who she’s moving to be with.
That's a porn parody plot. And a good one.
That's poetry. Slimy poetry but poetry nonetheless.
Reads like fanfic some people might be willing to pay more for.
wretch
All poetry is slimy.
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All slimes are poets
That movie would include a lot of Buzz
You got a friend in me...
I mean, a lot of names could be reused:
Buzz, Woody, Rex, Bullseye, Lotso, Mr. Pricklepants... I'm gonna stop now, I'm ruining my own childhood.
Can you hear my love buzz?
oh THAT'S what that song's about!
The premise of the question horrified me, you made it better. Thank you.
Honestly that does explain why the vibrators batteries always seem to be depleted.
And this comment explains your hairy palms.
My God if masturbation did actually lead to harry palms I would not be balding now.
In fact, when the hair on my palms ran out of room, it would have had to begun to creep up my arms. By the time I was 15 I would have been a real life sasquatch.
How holesome!
Perfect title!
FINALLY! A fanfic for me.
The Brave Little ~~Toaster~~ Dildo
Where can I subscribe to your content?
Also there is a subplot where they are constantly in a jealous rage over her girlfriend and "she will never be good enough". But the plug helps they realize they can all be good together.
It could even feature a brave little Hitachi wand
And now we let rule 34 run it's course.