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Kiwibank is desperately trying to stop people saying they want to fuck its sheep mascot (thespinoff.co.nz)

submitted 1 day ago by Infrapink@thebrainbin.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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But for every lustful post killed by a legal threat, another 10 take its place.

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[–] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Here's her SFW intro video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2cQW_MQRtQS

[–] Bluedragon012@lemmy.world 0 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

People were aroused by this? Even my furry ass was like: "what a basic sheep." I get that she passes the Harkness test but.. Meh?

[–] kshade@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

54 entries in about 2 months on the blue site. Yeah, that isn't a lot.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Meh?

Mmmmehhhh. If you're gonna bleat, really get into it.

[–] Bluedragon012@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Herw is your updoot sir.

[–] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 hours ago

Re: Harkness, She's closer to a Born Sexy Yesterday situation.

[–] call_me_xale@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 day ago

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