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Kiwibank is desperately trying to stop people saying they want to fuck its sheep mascot
(thespinoff.co.nz)
this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2026
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Anyone remember Erin for Esurance? There's a reason you don't see her anymore...
Okay but she's actually drawn attractive and sexy. This is a fucking sheep.
The sheep is also, allegedly, drawn attractively and sexy
*fuckable sheep
We've seen everything
It's too late, we've already seen everything...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg_cwI1Xj4M
Wait… I haven’t seen it. Can someone post it. For research purposes.
ddg search for erin esurance rule 34
https://rule34.gg/?tags=esurance
https://hentaiporns.net/r/character/erin-esurance/
She got rear-ended by Aflac.
Ben Affleck?
I heard he fucks girls in some place very uncomfortable...
Nope, Corkscrew Aflec.
Ducks have corkscrew-shaped penises
Because advertising operates in fads?
Not at all. She became the target of many rule 34 posts. Enough that the company pulled her from advertising.