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Kiwibank is desperately trying to stop people saying they want to fuck its sheep mascot (thespinoff.co.nz)
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[–] eleijeep@piefed.social 32 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It's advertising. They always do it on purpose: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxBuly8Vblc

[–] captcha@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 3 points 13 hours ago

That landing full flat when jumping from the swing, oof

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

wat?

oh, France. I see.

[–] SqueakySpider@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Thank you for sharing