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Anthropic tried to persuade Pope that AI could be conscious being (www.telegraph.co.uk)

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[–] Epp@lemmus.org 3 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Where does one find the soul during an autopsy?

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

You don't, but the Pope will tell you it exists and that's why machines can't ever be conscious.

I don't understand why everyone is giving credence to chief pedo over here. Not that I think LLMs are conscious, just that the org that was saying the same about black people back in the day probably isn't an expert on the subject.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

As is well known, the soul is located under the bladder, for a great weight is lifted from it upon urination.

[–] Nouvellalia@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

Believe it or not, the nipples.