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Fight the real enemy (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 weeks ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 113 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Day 1: All boob access has been rescinded until real action on climate change occurs

Day 2: Sweeping, global legislature addressing climate change

Day 3: Utopian eco-boobular future

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 32 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Lysistrata had a point, didn’t she.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I feel ignorant now. It's the first I've heard of her. I knew of similar historical tactics with great effect, but I didn't know it went so far back. Thanks for the history lesson.

[–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Yay! You're one of today's 10,000! 🥳

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I love that XKCD. At this point, the 10,000 is my main social circle.

[–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

Wait, we get social circles?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

That was my takeaway from the play

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Except that won't work because rich people will always have access to boobs

[–] LemmySuxNow@reddthat.com 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's quitter talk. We need solidarity among boob owners. Let nothing divide us.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I don't make the rules, but boob owners aren't a monolith and good luck convincing every last one to stop giving boob to rich men.

If you find yourself questioning the veracity of that statement then ask yourself how Elon Musk ended up having so many offspring... it certainly wasn't because he had a charming personality or an attractive body...

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

Rich people don't care about boobs, all they care about is the age being is in the single digits

[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That strategy didnt exactly go phenomenally for the temperance movement, but I guess technically they did get two constitutional amendments out of it

[–] protist@retrofed.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

Don't quote me on this, but I'm pretty sure the temperance movement also played a pretty big role in helping women get organized for the women's suffrage movement. Also it gave us the YMCA and Salvation Army

[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ah yes, a Mammorytocracy

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago