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[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait, let me try one: I hope boobs manage to stop the sea level rise, but they'll always cause a rise in my pants. How did I do?

[–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Displacement says otherwise —if they aren't handled with informed intention & positive attention. 🥰