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[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 25 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I would totally pretend to be a substitute teacher. I would teach the kids all the shit they aren't learning like trade unionism, actual socialism, everything that Republicans in America and conservatives in Canada don't want people to be learning but aren't I would try to interest the kids in.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"How do we know that what you tell us is the truth?"

"You don't. And that's the greatest lesson of all."

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Daria, spin-off of Beavis and Butt-head and quintessential 90s show.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Doing the lords work.

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

Metal, it is the way of truth and open emotion.

[–] searabbit@piefed.social 2 points 2 days ago

Especially rock