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Man discovers his parents’ coffee machine used 1TB of data in 10 days (www.dexerto.com)
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[–] lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 18 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Anyone stupid enough to connect a coffee machine to the internet deserves a coffee machine that is connected to the internet.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 3 points 15 hours ago

new house, microwave. WIFI option

FUCK NO

Settings->clock->time->manual

DONE

day 2, huh it's one minute slow. I must have not payed enough attention when setting it.

day 3, umm now it's two minutes slow.

day4, three minutes slow.

It's an $1800 microwave/oven combo that came with the house, there's no way the warranty will cover a slow clock

OK, FUCK, isolation network, NTP only,

Nope, no TCP, no time.

!@#!%!%#$%

Fine, have internet, I hope you choke on it. Isolation still at least.