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Whenever I talk to not terminally online people (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by VegOwOtenks@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] tuckerm@feddit.online 46 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I swear I saw a comment around here that said "the average user does not want bloatware like systemd on their computer" and I just kind of wonder if we are all living on the same planet sometimes.

[–] Wfh@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 week ago

"The average person probably only knows systemd and one or two generations of sysvinit" "and upstart of course" "of course"

[–] tfm@europe.pub 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The average user installs fucking TikTok on their computer

[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago

and plays candy crush unironicly

[–] PoopingCough@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

That...can't have been real and serious

[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

I live in debianland