Programmer Humor

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This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

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Assisting users be like (lazysoci.al)

submitted 13 hours ago by lazynooblet@lazysoci.al to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Feidry@sh.itjust.works 42 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

And this is why I left IT. It was either gonna be an aneurysm or a bullet. The meme about tech workers leaving to become farmers is a legit path, my fellow IT workers.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

It was a mainframe programmer I knew who left to drive a public bus

[–] Colloidal@programming.dev 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

EXACT CHANGE ONLY!!!

[–] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 56 minutes ago

Our buses use any of prox card, paywave card, app

No trouble with cash