1U form factor, 4 disks, using 7w whilst idle, decent enough CPU to run 1 Linux VM
I bought an RS822+ for as a veeam Linux repo.
I can't make that myself, or I don't know how.
It was stupid expensive and if it wasn't the business paying I would have probably put a bunch of disks into an HP elite desk.
You missed the point there. The moral thing to do is to not deport either of them.