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Assisting users be like (lazysoci.al)

submitted 13 hours ago by lazynooblet@lazysoci.al to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 13 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

the newest feature MUST BE most obvious so the metrics make it look worthwhile.

The metrics are the most important thing, haven't you gone to business school?

[–] WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Literally the shutdown menu being replaced by that shitty ai menu on android. and no manufacturer can object to it cause its a google requirement for being allowed to ship the play store...

[–] halcyoncmdr@piefed.social 1 points 1 hour ago

Pretty sure that's copying a change Apple made first, turning the power button into an assistant button. Because adding another button for that, is obviously out of the question.

[–] GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 3 points 4 hours ago

That ex0lains where that bullshit came from...