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Assisting users be like (lazysoci.al)

submitted 15 hours ago by lazynooblet@lazysoci.al to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Feidry@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Right up until you miss the button and don't notice. Or it just decides not to mute you. And then your customer gets an earful of just how you feel about them. And then you get an earful about how your manager feels about you.

The thing I learned from help desk was how to say "Thank you sir, and have a nice day!" outloud but actually mean "Eat shit and die, you asshole" in my head