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[–] JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip 37 points 23 hours ago (6 children)

Honestly, she looks better in the original picture.

[–] cinoreus@lemmy.world 14 points 12 hours ago

Isn't that the joke? Get that mar a Lago face so your husband looks richer?

[–] nforminvasion@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Yeah, a reaction doesn't have to be an approval of something. Satire exists, malicious complaince exits, parody exists, and in more serious situations, silence or compliance can absolutely be resentful or malicious.

Obviously none of us know the motive of the editor, not exactly at least. I actually imagined it to be a critique (intentional or not), that money can actually bring vain people into your life. It does act as a nice rebuke of the person's request, changing them to fit the role, instead of their partner.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 15 hours ago

What, you don't like plastic??

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 2 points 12 hours ago

The one on the left looks cuddlier.

[–] Shindo66@lemmy.world 25 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

The cute girl on the left is not the kind of girl you end up with when you have money, you end up with the one on the right

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 19 hours ago (4 children)
[–] mbp@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 10 hours ago

Rich people are often obsessed with status and appearance. Having a magazine model for a partner is "positive" for that status and appearance.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 16 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Money makes your brains go sour

[–] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 2 points 12 hours ago

If you wear makeup on a walk in the park then chances are you spend more money on your appearance in general

[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 4 points 17 hours ago

Girl on left would convince herself she doesn't deserve a rich partner if she actually had one

[–] Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Yup . That’s why I work so hard.

[–] JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip 0 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

So you can get a woman who looks like a department store mannequin?

[–] Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Sure. I am attracted to “classically beautiful” women. That doesn’t mean my heart is cold to anyone I form a bond with. I’m deeply committed to my personal journey through this life, but I’d never say no to a solid companion.

[–] JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Classically beautiful means a nose job and magazine makeup?

[–] Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 2 points 13 hours ago

Idk I guess? I think the joke girl is more attractive than the original girl.

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

They both do. Why would anyone ask to upgrade Mr Left?