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[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 49 points 1 day ago (2 children)

whenever he does something like this, everyone should ask "what is it he does that he tries to draw the attention away from?"

[–] shittydwarf@piefed.ca 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] one_old_coder@piefed.social 10 points 1 day ago

Epsteining some files?

[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

Diddling doesn't convey the horror of what he's done. He didn't grab a feel, he destroyed those kids.

[–] northernlights@lemmy.today 17 points 1 day ago

He just can't stand seeing the attention directed somewhere else than at him. People's attention is on a tiger? Posts a video of him with a tiger. People's attention is on Dolly Parton's death? Posts picture of him with Dolly Parton.