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Man accused of stealing flamingo from Vegas casino on trial (www.the-independent.com)

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[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

During his testimony Friday, Fairbarn testified that he grew up on farms, owns dogs and a parrot named Sonny. He said he once rescued an abandoned llama and six ducks.

[–] 0x0@infosec.pub 3 points 1 hour ago

Grew up in a barn hm