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President Trump calls on New Mexico to change its name to ‘New America’ (edition.cnn.com)

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[–] Exeous@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

New England change too?

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well next he's going to ask Texas to rename itself to "Exxon-Mobile", Tennessee to "I swear we helped build the nuclear bombs" and Florida to "We fucked up and killed all our Oranges". Because names of Native Americans and Hispanics can't sit well with his voters

[–] johnyreeferseed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

I can't wait for Colorado to just be called Red !

[–] blackshirt@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

New York to New Washington.

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

New Epstein

[–] blackshirt@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

This is way better