this post was submitted on 22 Oct 2026
972 points (98.5% liked)

Programmer Humor

34003 readers
434 users here now

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 68 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Needs a python horse in there.

Probably something about "why build a horse when you can just import horse from field?"

[–] MoffKalast@lemmy.world 39 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"The horse turns out perfectly average, but boy it can't run"

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But it still gets there faster than all the other horses on account of how easy it was to implement.

[–] Axolotl_cpp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sadly, it gets so long to go from point A from B that you wish you made the horse in something else...

[–] Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

It was so easy to make the first horse that you decide your field is big enough for three more horses, but somehow the second horse says it needs three more pastures to function properly.

[–] muhyb@programming.dev 19 points 2 weeks ago
[–] fxdave@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 weeks ago

But it's built 10 years ago using conda so the installation process is more complicated than building a new horse.

[–] ttayh@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

Well don't I look like a grade-A moron now?