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[–] SwissArmyKazoo@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Joe Biden took a shit in my pants and made me vote for a swindling warmonger

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Barrack Hussein Obama has been running a shadow-cabal out of the basement of a pizzeria in the basement of a girl's school in Iran and shipping them out in boats disguised as oil tankers via the strait of hormuz, and transferring them to fake fishing boats around Venezuela ok authority of Moduro. So it's reeeaaally his fault for the wars and gas prices

[–] freely1333@reddthat.com 1 points 3 days ago

At least we got that school basement finally huh