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No classes, no mutable types, pure functions where possible (I/O functions exist). I like elixir myself. I use for loops or recursion depending on which is suitable and most understandable. I like the pipe operator because I've gotten used to chaining inputs and outputs like that from Linux CLI.
I prefer functional programming, but also use OO, each their own, but i prefer functional and find it better to write and read
Okay, so... Method chaining, and no refs being passed as params, and structs.
I dislike pure functional programing (not the same as pure functions) because of the boilerplate you need. Want to add a cache? Add a state monad throught the whole pipeline.
Want to have readable code in a six month? Forget it, because you're gonna write in point free style, compositiona without naming inputs and outputs, so that the next time you visit this place, you'll have to check every function for them.