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Welcome to the rest of the world. All middle managers and C suite dickheads know is "hurry up and get it done," they've entirely lost the concept of "slow is smooth and smooth is fast."
The middle manager above my direct supervisor regularly clocks in late every day (and that's after a 3h time difference no less, and it doesn't seem he understands timezones either), and then with about 1.5h left in my day suddenly "hey stop what you're doing and get this 3h of work done by the end of the day, but also no you can't work OT." Like "hey dickhead, it's physically impossible to do that," but of course instead of telling him, my direct supervisor just pulls that guy's penis out of his mouth for long enough to say "yes sir" and tell me to break the laws of physics.
The process has been backward before LLM.
When we try to get a new customer, they already have a price point for their PCB and a release date that cannot be moved.
Without knowing what the requests they have will entail.