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Liz Truss claims Brits would be on Mars by 2040 if she hadn’t been ousted (www.politico.eu)

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[–] Fluke@feddit.uk 4 points 2 days ago

We know, and yet that is the choice regardless.

It suggests an as yet unseen level of dedication to ridding the universe of such a deeply offensive, absolute fucking cretin.

As a wonderful side project, we can see just how many despicable bodies we can physically cram into probably a SpaceX capsule, like a Tokyo subway train carriage. Musk, Trump, Vance, Putin, Netanyahu, Ben-Gvir, Farage, and Milei can start the proceedings. I'm sure we can collectively suggest more.