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[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

PHP gained dominance by being the only thing that existed in early web days. Alternatives were Perl or C via CGI or PHP via apache that was so easy to learn and use it exploded.

Javascript and ruby didnt come out until after, java came out slightly before i think its forgotten just how old php is. It was designed for programmatically manipulating html pages which was revolutionary and wasnt designed with the modern internet.

Laravel 4/5 breathed new life into the language but its existence is based around intertia, high supply of cheap devs, wordpress. It also dominated the old serverside web which didnt get replaced by anything until around nodejs 4 when the concept for API and client separation became mainstream about 12 ish years ago and everyone became a full stack developer with public facing mongodb instances with the default login.

Source: been a webdev for far too long and the entire stack sucks regardless and the internet should only serve HTML pages as god intended

LAMP + jQuery + minimum wage dev team. Bangin profits

PHP 6

Cake PHP

CODEIGNITER

IIS

Windows server 2003

Relative imports

PHPmyadmin

shinji-froggy-chair

[–] KoboldKomrade@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

~~this is why everytime I look at webdev I scurry back to my C shape hole~~ None of these words are in the Bible. I feel sorry for your lost soul.

[–] MeetMeAtTheMovies@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

LAMP + jQuery + minimum wage dev team. Bangin profits

As someone maintaining an entire platform written in PHP, jQuery, and Bootstrap, I rebuke thee

[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Blessed stack. Take me with you TAKE ME BACK

[–] MeetMeAtTheMovies@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I’ll have you know that a few years ago our lead added React to the project using a custom webpack pipeline so now we have selectors that are being interacted with by both React and jQuery. Those bugs are fun

[–] stalin420@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Add WebComponents to the mix then quit

I think I’ll add Lit specifically. Gotta have a framework for your web components. Oh and tailwind.

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

me not recognizing a single thing in your post except for Windows

I know how to write SQL queries to search for stuff.

[–] footfaults@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 2 days ago

Oh God relative imports. Queue the Kill Bill Ironsides siren