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[–] forkDestroyer@infosec.pub 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago

Fucking this!!!!

Mars is less habitable than earth, and we're gunning to make earth uninhabitable.

[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip -1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Usually, terraforming includes belching greenhouse gases to melt polar ice caps. Arrival with Charlie Sheen plays on this.

We currently are with fossil fuels.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

After terraforming Earth, we should begin the process of terraforming Mars by nuking the fuck out of its core to restore its magnetosphere. Doing this properly will take us thousands of years.

[–] forkDestroyer@infosec.pub 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I thought the goal of terraforming was to make the environment habitable for us?

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago

In the cold and thin atmosphere of mars, greenhouse gases would make it more habitable, on earth reducing them and reversing their effects would be the goal of terra forming.