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For all the ladies who'd fail this Satan's test (media.piefed.social)

submitted 1 day ago by Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Trigger2_2000@sh.itjust.works 58 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Just read this to a beautiful woman I know.

Her response: That's not going to end near as well/funny as you think/hope it will.

[–] minorkeys@sh.itjust.works 54 points 23 hours ago

Neither is your future if your wife maintains such easily exploited vulnerabilities.

[–] ElChinchilla@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Blink 8 times if you're in danger

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 63 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Blink 182 times if it's just all the small things

[–] Trigger2_2000@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 hours ago

Did they make a song about that?

[–] ElChinchilla@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

If not in danger, just take off your pants and jacket.

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

And your boots and your sunglasses...geev dem toa meeh.

— Arnold Schwarzenegger as The Terminator

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago

Den get to da choppah