Programmer Humor

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submitted 1 day ago by Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] ElChinchilla@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hey Barb, I forgot my keys, please leave the garage open. Thanks, Jeff.

Boom, stole the faculty coffee maker.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

You can probably fence that for more than the $300,000 spectrometer.