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Trump makes flirty comment on Nicki Minaj's figure and floats her as press secretary as he turns to star-power to boost his midterm campaign (www.dailymail.com)

submitted 4 hours ago by SwissArmyKazoo@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Do we really want that smarmy insufferable no talent shrew to be press secretary insider for 3.7 hours before being fired by a tangerine incel and his crooked brain V Chip?

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[–] Mihies@programming.dev 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

You mean with the best president ever who has done the best things ever and everybody says so? /s

[–] ShellMonkey@piefed.socdojo.com 4 points 1 hour ago

You must be speaking Calvin 'silent cal' Coolage who had the capacity to keep his yap shut for more than 30 whole seconds at a stretch.