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Do we really want that smarmy insufferable no talent shrew to be press secretary insider for 3.7 hours before being fired by a tangerine incel and his crooked brain V Chip?

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[–] weps@lemmy.world 8 points 1 hour ago (1 children)



this is what the US president is so horny about on his compaigns

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 9 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

Her thigh isn't even making contact with the chair due to being elevated by those inflatable pillows she's sitting on. 🤮 You think she has any feeling through those things? Looks absolutely revolting to me. Better a flat ass than this monstrosity. (And I'm a phat azz lover.)

[–] tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 26 minutes ago

I just thought it was ai or shopped. Her other thigh is so much thicker.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 8 points 1 hour ago (4 children)

It’s a weird picture, yes, but is the body shaming necessary?

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 7 points 43 minutes ago

I would say her body was probably great until she chose to ruin it with fake shit in several places. Just my opinion. Natural is best, regardless, that's what I feel.

I am also of the opinion that tight clothes are more attractive regardless of body type, but that's another story.

Anyway, she has the right to look any which way she likes — she's definitely not looking like that to please me, that's for sure. 😅 I'm just surprised to hear men thinking a fake ass is sexy.

Like whenever I get vibes to watch some adult content, I will always get immediately off-put by a fake ass or boobs. Sometimes even lip fillers will be a turnoff. It just doesn't register as human to me. It feels like an android with deteriorated animatronics. And in the adult industry, this leaves me with quite the narrow band of available content, ngl.

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 9 points 1 hour ago

Shaming an artificial body isn't... she chose that shit.

[–] weps@lemmy.world 10 points 1 hour ago

it's not a weird picture

it's a normal picture of a weird plastic surgery

this is the ass that the US president is talking about on his campaign

[–] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 1 points 23 minutes ago* (last edited 22 minutes ago)

Is it body shaming or surgery shaming? I think the difference is a) choice and b) influencing people to make different choices that they are actually capable of making (ie not have surgery).