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So I cannot tell of the other responses are real or shit responses so....
The way I read it is the mom's response is because she believes he is asking because depending on what time he turns 18, the girl he is with may be illegal to have sex with after that time. She says stay away from her because that would be a very bad situation.
Edit: wow people are really hating on me for my interpretation of a text and response? You all are a rough crowd!
This is what I thought at first too
The star chart thing is real. Lol
I can easily see this interpretation if I never knew someone that was so into astrology that they asked for my time of birth.
I'm not sure there's a jurisdiction anywhere that doesn't have some sort of Romeo and Juliet allowance. Being that the age of consent is 16 in most of America, and mostly lower in Europe, I'm scared to ask how young the girl would have to be to make him turning 18 a crime. Yikes.
I think that's not an unreasonable take