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[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

That you know of. Some places wait until you hit felony level totals, then inform the police.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I usually go for pretty small stuff. Statute of limitations will probably run out before I rack up enough to hit felony level.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

"What are you in for?"
"Felony bubble gum theft..."

Lol fair enough

[–] skaffi@infosec.pub 5 points 1 day ago

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