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When I worked at Lowe's they could tell the instant shoplifters pulled into the parking lot. They even had nicknames for the repeat offenders.
"Heads up, Dumb and Dumber just pulled in, no doubt headed for lumber."
How does one shoplift lumber?
I'm so proud to say I have first hand experience: very quickly.