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[–] Tja@programming.dev 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sorry, a kid in China tried to ssh into amazon.com, no shopping today!

[–] perturbedstarstuff@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

After the '4' incident my calibration for guessing if something like this is a joke is completely broken.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago

My point is that hackers usually try to get into productive servers. You cannot just shut them down for every hacker attack, or you would never be online. You need to keep the business running while at the same time defending from attacks, so while the top scenario has a bunch of technobabble, it is more realistic.