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[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 26 points 3 hours ago (4 children)

Alcohol doesn't help. Neither does the drugs. Try eating 6 devilled eggs

[–] iusemybrain@sh.itjust.works 1 points 17 minutes ago

Instead of eating 6 devilled eggs, Try drinking a jug of eggnog!

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

You will absolutely not regret eating 7 devilled eggs

[–] lemmyman@lemmy.world 12 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Your life will be so much better after eating 8 deviled eggs

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 10 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Your life may even peak at 9 deviled eggs

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 1 points 19 minutes ago

Nobody wants to admit they ate 9 deviled eggs

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Eh, why not, why shouldn't I have a 10th deviled egg?

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I mean, the whole dozen is right there.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 9 minutes ago

Better yet, a bakers dozen, just to be sure.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

I find that 30-40 olives get me in the right place when I’m in the pits

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 2 hours ago

hold your olives

[–] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear. Ate the devils ass

[–] sexy_peach@feddit.org 6 points 2 hours ago

That's the vegan variant